The smart thing is to call the local PD and be a good witness. If you HAVE to go out (not recommended) make sure wehn you call the PD you give an accurate description of yourself and what you might have on. Even down to the fuzzy bunny slippers.
You guys must have a LOT better response time than my LEOs....
If I was to wait inside my home until the Law shows up, I could very well end up needing to have a Coroner show up. Mainly due to the Fact that I might Starve to Death...