You guys aint gonna BELIEVE this ****!

[dom1104]

Did I miss the other thread? Link?

 

[navarre1095]

 

[dom1104]

oh nm, found it. what a douche.

 

[IndianaSigma]

Good thing you didn't try to shoot his radiator. Your Hi-point would've jammed, then that city boy would have pulled out his Glock and AD'd into your radiator as he was trying to pull it out of his holster.

For those of you that are confused: https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...lf_defense/184066-crazy_dude_at_the_mall.html

 

[dyerwatcher]

This will be good.....

 

[Brandon]

i wondered how long it would be before someone made a thread like this...

 

[Benny]

As if one of these ****ty, unoriginal threads weren't enough.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

That part about ramming him head-on, did you mean with, or without the car? Cause I've got this here old Viking helmet from before they ran me out of Minnesota for sayin' the only thing a lake was good for was peein' in. And LJ says I can put her genuine imitation chrome tiara on it. She was queen of the lard festival back in '92.

 

[TTravis]

Sounds like you are a good candidate for a "Concealed Carry" Badge! Note to Lorna Jean: Pop Guns in Indianapolis has these Badges for Concealed Weapon Permit holder, Security Officers, shields for Private Investigators as well as loss prevention.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

WAAAAAY. Ahead of ya there, Hoss! Guess what Daddy's gettin' for Christmas?!?!

 

[j706]

I was just swinging by the mall today to pick up a few things, you know, last minute stuff. Lorna Jean pointed out what was Prolly the last parking spot within miles of the door, and I cruises up to it. As I was backing in all careful like, this total DXXCHEBAG starts flashing his lights at me as he comes screaming up to my spot! Can you guys believe the nerve of some people?
Anyhoo, I get out of my DeLorean, all cool and collected like, but dxxchebag boy is still just sitting there, eyeballing me! Usually I'd just walk away, but he's mouthing stuff, and Lorna Jean is just looking at me like, "well, Tater, (she calls me tater), whatcha gonna do?" And to tell you the truth, it's been a long week already, and I've just about had it up to here with disrespect from my boss.at the lard packaging plant, so I leaned up to his window. He had it all darkened up like them city boys do, big chicken****. But I didn't let that slow me down none. I just smiled and said "Merry Christmas, Axxhole!". And off we went, into the mall.
So, my question is this. Should I have ventilated his radiator with my trusty Hi Point (it's a genuine 9mm). like Lorna Jean said I should have, or was my jocular answer to his temerity sufficient?

 

[cbhausen]

They oughta call 'em douche badges...

 

[Manan]

Unreal, good thing the Other guy wasn't an INGO member?

 

[Caleb]

I'm getting tired of these threads

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

And yet you'll watch 60 year old Three Stooges reruns over and over...

Life does get tedious, don't it?

 

[billyboyr6]

This matter belongs on Jerry Springer.

JERRY. JERRY. JERRY. JERRY

 

[ckcollins2003]

I don't think I've ever laughed this much while reading a forum thread. Thanks Deadeye!

 

[GlockZ]

I believe I heard something like this already! hahahaha

 

[LFD102]

This matter belongs on Jerry Springer.

JERRY. JERRY. JERRY. JERRY

 

[Woodro29]

Good job on at least being polite and telling him Merry Christmas. Thanks for the laughs!