You guys aint gonna BELIEVE this ****!

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

I was just swinging by the mall today to pick up a few things, you know, last minute stuff. Lorna Jean pointed out what was Prolly the last parking spot within miles of the door, and I cruises up to it. As I was backing in all careful like, this total DXXCHEBAG starts flashing his lights at me as he comes screaming up to my spot! Can you guys believe the nerve of some people?
Anyhoo, I get out of my DeLorean, all cool and collected like, but dxxchebag boy is still just sitting there, eyeballing me! Usually I'd just walk away, but he's mouthing stuff, and Lorna Jean is just looking at me like, "well, Tater, (she calls me tater), whatcha gonna do?" And to tell you the truth, it's been a long week already, and I've just about had it up to here with disrespect from my boss.at the lard packaging plant, so I leaned up to his window. He had it all darkened up like them city boys do, big chicken****. But I didn't let that slow me down none. I just smiled and said "Merry Christmas, Axxhole!". And off we went, into the mall.
So, my question is this. Should I have ventilated his radiator with my trusty Hi Point (it's a genuine 9mm). like Lorna Jean said I should have, or was my jocular answer to his temerity sufficient?

 

[troycowan]

sometimes its hard to be the bigger man, but I think you did the right thing. Granted I cant stand how some of theses city kids act, but shooting his radiator could've caused more issues and who knows if this guy had a weapon in his car. + 1 for the merry christmas though..

 

[Mackey]

So, my question is this. Should I have ventilated his radiator with my trusty Hi Point (it's a genuine 9mm). like Lorna Jean said I should have, or was my jocular answer to his temerity sufficient?

That all depends ... was your ride all in one piece, no scratches, after you returned? Then you was right to not poke holes in his car. But if there WAS damage... That's another story.

 

[shibumiseeker]

Ok, I give a little for the humor, but 2 out of five for the timing.

 

[Hiram2005]

You guys start ventilatin' radiaters and scratchin' up fenders, ya'lls gonna end up on Judge Judy!

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Two out of five!?!?

Squirrel jail!!! Justice!!!

 

[shibumiseeker]

Two out of five!?!?

Squirrel jail!!! Justice!!!

When you're like number 6 on the theme you gotta stand out.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Oops. Dupe. Sorry.

Justice!

 

[mrortega]

Hey, you get some points for "Lorna Jean." She sound like she could knee cap somebody then pop some fresh gum into her mouth then walk off looking for the first store she wants to go to

 

[Boost Lee]

...I wonder if the 'other guy' will find this thread.

 

[686 Shooter]

I was just swinging by the mall today to pick up a few things, you know, last minute stuff. Lorna Jean pointed out what was Prolly the last parking spot within miles of the door, and I cruises up to it. As I was backing in all careful like, this total DXXCHEBAG starts flashing his lights at me as he comes screaming up to my spot! Can you guys believe the nerve of some people?
Anyhoo, I get out of my DeLorean, all cool and collected like, but dxxchebag boy is still just sitting there, eyeballing me! Usually I'd just walk away, but he's mouthing stuff, and Lorna Jean is just looking at me like, "well, Tater, (she calls me tater), whatcha gonna do?" And to tell you the truth, it's been a long week already, and I've just about had it up to here with disrespect from my boss.at the lard packaging plant, so I leaned up to his window. He had it all darkened up like them city boys do, big chicken****. But I didn't let that slow me down none. I just smiled and said "Merry Christmas, Axxhole!". And off we went, into the mall.
So, my question is this. Should I have ventilated his radiator with my trusty Hi Point (it's a genuine 9mm). like Lorna Jean said I should have, or was my jocular answer to his temerity sufficient?

You're right!

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Oh, Lorna Jean's a pip. She can open a beer bottle 'tween her kneecaps while she's roundin' up volunteers for the WCTU bake sale over the phone. Owns more huntin' knives than I do, never ONCE been caught poachin', can quote the ENTIRE book of revelations from memory, and this one time at band camp I saw paint literally peel off the wall from what she said after she got a run in her knee hi's. What a gal!

 

[Bang-bang]

Must be careful , most scum bags will get you when your not looking.

 

[Arm America]

Question???

I know that most radiators are now made of plastic,
will a 9mm actually ventilate these newer composition radiators or just bounce off?

 

[686 Shooter]

Question???

I know that most radiators are now made of plastic,
will a 9mm actually ventilate these newer composition radiators or just bounce off?

If you are serious about your question, the answer is no, a 9mm will not bounce off, the tanks are the only part that is plastic, the core is made of aluminum and it takes very little to damage it.

 

[AllenM]

I prophesied this thread

 

[armedindy]

perfectly executed

 

[mrortega]

Question???

I know that most radiators are now made of plastic,
will a 9mm actually ventilate these newer composition radiators or just bounce off?

Yeah, but is that with ball or hollow points and do you need to carry a spare mag.........

 

[DRob]

Unreal

I don't believe this thread (and the other one) made it this far without THIS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y

 

[Expat]

You should have rammed him head on, then slashed his tires. If he attacked at that point, you would have been justified in gunning him down.