Walter Zoomie
Shooter
Since I'm sorta cool and stuff, I got a bonus check from work, so I decided to buy me a new .380 pocket rocket for the upcoming apocalypse.
Today I went to Beech Grove Firearms, because they are cool, and I looked at the KelTec P3AT, the Ruger LCP, and the Taurus 738TCP .
The KelTec felt like cheese-dickery in my hands. No.
The Ruger was OK, but it only came with one magazine, and its trigger felt like chunky monkey snot. Negatory.
The Taurus fit my massive but girlie-like delicate hands OK, has a nice trigger, two mags, and a groovy man-purse, so...I laid some cashola down for the Taurus, and hurried back home to be horrified at some of the early heinous reviews I found on the intardnets.
I'm such a douche...
Luckily, I found out that Taurus has good customer service, that my new pistol has the coveted "A" at the end of its serial number...indicating it is newer, more better and cooler than the old ones, and that Taurus got its feces in one container and fixed all the bugs.
I told the gentleman at BGFA that if the pistol sucked I would be back in and throw it at him.
He was scared.
Sorta.
I'll have a full review and range report for you people as soon as I have the strength, and it will be amazing...bordering on spectacular.
Maybe.
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