Woman survives after husband accidentally shoots her in the mouth with harpoon

[Meezer]

Accident my ......


A 28-year-old woman miraculously survived after her husband accidentally shot her in the mouth with a harpoon, Brazilian officials said Wednesday.

The Rio de Janeiro State Health Department said in a statement that the woman's husband was cleaning his spear gun when it went off, firing a harpoon that hit her cervical spine.




Woman survives after husband accidentally shoots her in the mouth with harpoon - World News

 

[Phil502]

Did he say her open mouth looked like a target?

 

[GREEN607]

Accident my ......


A 28-year-old woman miraculously survived after her husband accidentally shot her in the mouth with a harpoon, Brazilian officials said Wednesday.

The Rio de Janeiro State Health Department said in a statement that the woman's husband was cleaning his spear gun when it went off, firing a harpoon that hit her cervical spine.




Woman survives after husband accidentally shoots her in the mouth with harpoon - World News

And this post belongs in the General Political Discussion forum, because.....????

Were they, like, arguing politics?

 

[Bushido Devil Dog]

I'm guessing that next time she'll just keep her yap shut and make that bacon sammich without out complaining...

 

[TiminMishawaka]

Shot her in the mouth with your harpoon.... I thought you had to pay extra for that.

 

[miguel]

Guy: "I said shut up already or I'll sew your mouth shut!"

Wife: "Go to hell, you don't have a needle that big!"

Guy: <evil grin>

 

[2ADMNLOVER]

Some folks just don't know when to shut up . Luckily she no longer has that problem . It was a "teachable moment" .

She was runnin her mouth about how much better her last husband was when she got Ike Turner ed . What's love got to do with it ?

" Stop acting like you don't hear me , say what one more damn time " !

 

[CarmelHP]

Cleaning his spear gun?

 

[SecondhandSnake]

I know he said his wife was a whale but jeez!

...I'll see myself out.

 

[singlesix]

Cleaning his spear gun?

It was a Glock spear gun and he was disassembling it to clean and forgot he had one in the chamber.

 

[chezuki]

So...much....innuendo....

 

[CarmelHP]

It was a Glock spear gun and he was disassembling it to clean and forgot he had one in the chamber.

A Glock...and it didn't blow up?

 

[printcraft]

It was an "accident"

 

[jkfletcher]

Maybe it was an accident that he shot her in the mouth. Maybe he was aiming higher.