Harbor freight and Dunham's. Got some turkey loads at Dunham's
Waiting in checkout line at HF to buy my $4 machete. There's a guy and GF behind me (might have had 6 teeth between them). Guy says to GF "after he shoots them, he chops them up with that. She thought that was a hoot.
I turned around and laughed and replied "Nope, that's way too messy. I'll just dump you in the river".
We all chuckled about that. The cashier, too.
ETA: don't hate on me for buying the $4 machete. The Mrs. likes to attack roots and such in the flower beds and I just finally got the edge back on my hatchet and axe.
Waiting in checkout line at HF to buy my $4 machete. There's a guy and GF behind me (might have had 6 teeth between them). Guy says to GF "after he shoots them, he chops them up with that. She thought that was a hoot.
I turned around and laughed and replied "Nope, that's way too messy. I'll just dump you in the river".
We all chuckled about that. The cashier, too.
ETA: don't hate on me for buying the $4 machete. The Mrs. likes to attack roots and such in the flower beds and I just finally got the edge back on my hatchet and axe.
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