Whats your Dream Job?

[HobbyGuy]

When I was younger, I wanted to be a Navy fighter pilot. Turns out that I currently have my dream job. I own my own business. It's a toy and hobby shop. So I get to play with toys all day and call it "product demostration." Way fun.

 

[whiskeytangofoxtrot]

A private contractor's job overseas, not really too picky about what. I'm thinking more towards oil types.

If jobs keep up they way they are now, I may get my wish just from Uncle Sam though.

 

[MyGlockRocks19]

I know I'm not the only guy who used to pretend his bike was an F-14 and have a copy of the Top Gun soundtrack as a kid...

 

[RelicHound]

my dream job would be....hmm...being so damn rich I wouldnt have to work
but more than likely Ill probably retire from my current employment being just as appreciated the day I retire as the day I was hired

 

[hotfarmboy1]

my dream job would be a race car driver. Prob either Nascar or some sort of road course racer.

for right now, I don't know really. I'm looking for a new job at the moment, I just got fired from my old one. So I need to find something else anyways. Mostly just looking for about anything to pay the bills. But in the long run I do want to learn more about farming and take over the family farm someday so I can keep it in the family.

 

[smokingman]

My dream job would involve a super collider and a very large pay check.
In reality being a realtor is not all that bad,but I think I would rather be a farmer.
There is just something about watching your work grow every year,knowing you did that with your own two hands.

 

[Rob377]

Racing motorcycles.

 

[Chefcook]

I just wanna blow **** up that's all, I would be cool with that...

 

[Uralguy]

I would like to sell some of my inventions and then fiance the rest of them.Staying in the shop and getting paid to dink around. That would kick ass.
Actually I am a Millwright and short of doing restoration work at a Museum. I can't think of anything I would rather do. Moneys way better that my Guidance Councilor ever said I would make and I am not on the road.

 

[public servant]

I would like to be Jessica Biel's vibrator.

I'd settle for being her battery changer.

Man she's hot... I'd walk 5 miles to lick the tires of the truck that takes her undies to the cleaners.

 

[oldfb]

I would like to be Jessica Biel's vibrator.

Right up until you realized she wanted to use you on her latest boyfriends pooper. To keep the "spark" in the bedroom. eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwSome see the glass half full others half empty. Me I wanna know what's in the glass before I drink the "kool aid" by mistake.

 

[slacker]

As a kid I always wanted to be a Marine-Biologist, but decided against it in favor of Computer Science.

A dream job? Dive Master / Owner of a dive shop & boat(s) in Cozumel. Dive every day, live somewhere warm, plenty of good looking women & cheap beer..... hmm, this is starting to sound good, and is already fiscally possible.... hmmmm now you got me thinking.

Maybe I ride the I.T. wave for a little while, then pack up and move down south of the border.

 

[2ADMNLOVER]

Dream job ? I would love to be a chopper pilot , maybe for for Lifeline .

Reality , light remodeling / flooring

 

[jmiller676]

Manufacturing firearms would be cool.

 

[Bigum1969]

Right up until you realized she wanted to use you on her latest boyfriends pooper. To keep the "spark" in the bedroom. eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwSome see the glass half full others half empty. Me I wanna know what's in the glass before I drink the "kool aid" by mistake.

Holy cow that was funny!

 

[Roadie]

I know I'm not the only guy who used to pretend his bike was an F-14 and have a copy of the Top Gun soundtrack as a kid...

Oh, that was me. The "bike" was a Honda Interceptor, red white and blue, with a license plate that said "Turn n Burn!". Oy, that sounds really lame now! lol

As for the dream job, I wanted to be an astronaut. Back to reality? I would love to own my own bookstore/coffeehouse.

(I would settle for a career as a lottery winner though )

 

[tyler34]

fantasy-lottery winner(hey it's a job spending all the money)

reality- already there, I'm my own boss and don't have any a$$hat superior to answer to besides my wife

edit: I didn't even see the fellow lottery winner above me +1

 

[Turtle]

I wanna direct porn then use the money to own a Group of buildings with a strip clup, bar, porno shop and a swingers club. Yeah baby! SWINGERS ROCK!

 

[Biggdogg]

I wanna work on a 3 man Tac. Response Team at the Mall like Geckoman45!!!

 

[Dryden]

Door-to-door salesman for Mustache wax, with a sideline of used hockeypucks. Business has been booming.