I know I have not always been good this year and sometimes I've been downright mean to the ANTI-GUNNERs but I'm sure you understand my level of fustration being an avid hunter yourself.
In any case here goes my wish list which I plan on dropping off in that BIG RED BOX you have at Macy's in downtown Chicago later this month.
1) 7.62x39mm Ammo 1000 round can x 10
2) AK-47
3) 7.62x39mm Ammo 1000 round can (yes another one please)
4) 7.62x39mm Ammo 1000 round cans (yes a 3rd one please)
5) 7.62x39mm Ammo 1000 round cans (yes a 4th one please)
6) Ruger SP101 Revolver .327
7) .327 Ammo for the SP101 5,000 rounds should do for now.
7) Safe (the one at Cosco for $750 after 250 coupon off is nice)
Santa's web-site says that due to recent demand, he is not responding to phone calls and emails. And your presents will show up 10 to 16 weeks late due to backordered AR-15 parts.
And that our next President has hinted that Santa may get laid off in 2009.
On the 1st day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
A brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 4th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 6th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 7th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
7 Desert Eagles,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 8th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
8 Luger pistols,
7 Desert Eagles,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 9th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
9 sniper rifles,
8 Luger pistols,
7 Desert Eagles,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 10th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
10 Gatling cannons,
9 sniper rifles,
8 Luger pistols,
7 PPKs,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 11th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
11 Kalashnikovs,
10 Gatling cannons,
9 sniper rifles,
8 Luger pistols,
7 Desert Eagles,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my parents gave to me
12 rocket launchers,
11 Kalashnikovs,
10 Gatling cannons,
9 sniper rifles,
8 Luger pistols,
7 Desert Eagles,
6 Smith & Wessons,
5 M-16s,
4 .45s,
3 UZIs,
2 Tommy Guns,
And a brand new 12-gauge shotgun.
TLR-1, G2L for the AR, Brownell's/MidwayUSA Gift Certificates, Mesa Tactical Sidesaddle for the shotgun.
Mom called a couple days after the election and asked if, given how things went on the 4th, I wanted any mags or ammo for Christmas. To think, that's the same woman who once told me there'd never be any guns in her house.