There's a lot of that these days.I think the lady has a severe hormone imbalance.
I see this very utilitarian. Replace them with baby carrots in case you get the munchies.
Well lick my ear!
I hope everyone realizes that's zero hearing protection from foamies inserted like that. You have to roll-squish them, insert them deeper into your ear canal, and then let them puff back up while held in place to properly seal off the ear canal. Having them as earrings will make that impossible. I assume it's a joke, but I've seen many people who don't really seat foamies correctly.
I think I'd still fire at least one shot before I realized I'm not fing wearing my dang ear pro. Followed by a few choice swears.