Colt AR-15A3 w/ Hornady 55 gr. Tap leaning against wall next to bed. Ed Brown EE/SS w/ HST 230 + next to pillow with Randall Model 2-7in. Two Suefire lights on nightstand digital clock on nightstand. Cell phone on nightstand. HK 45 w/ 230 +p Cor-bon on the other side of pillow for good measure. Also a highly trained attack cat in case the going gets really tough.
Furry handcuffs, riding crop, Mossberg 500.
Glock 22 with spare mags nearby, for now.
Tactical underwear is also kept close at hand, so I don't have to face an intruder in my birthday suit. The ad said it'll hold two spare mags, but I can only fit one...