Wanted - Stolen Colon

[Dead Duck]

Apparently some guy in Kansas had his 10 foot Colon stolen.
He really wants his colon back so if you've seen a 10 foot colon laying around, contact this guy immediately.

Yes it's real. I can't make this **** up.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/university-of-kansas-cancer-center-seeks-return-of-giant-inflatable-colon

 

[Clay Pigeon]

I found 6'4" of it.

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[churchmouse]

I found 6'4" of it.

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[phylodog]

I found 6'4" of it.

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Post of the year material right there!

 

[dprimm]

I found 6'4" of it.

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[Sigblitz]

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Don't see it.

 

[Birds Away]

Lesson learned: Never leave your colon in the back of a pickup truck.

 

[indiucky]

I lost six inches of mine...I asked if I could have it back to shoot at and the surgeon said no.....

 

[Birds Away]

I lost six inches of mine...I asked if I could have it back to shoot at and the surgeon said no.....

I'm going to be losing some of mine in the next couple of months. I think I'll let him keep it.

 

[indiucky]

I'm going to be losing some of mine in the next couple of months. I think I'll let him keep it.

Hang tough brother...It's a tough row to hoe for a couple of days...

 

[hoosierdoc]

There’s an app where you can rent space in a colon as needed. Not sure why’d you’d steal a whole one

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Part of my job as a sergeant is to review and approve reports before they are finalized. A recent one listed stolen items as "suitcase, clothes, colon, shoes." I kicked it back with the note "I assume you meant cologne. If the person did, in fact, have a piece of their intestine stolen advise and I will approve as is."

 

[Ozo]

From a medical perspective, had he been on a coffee enema regime [Gerson Therapy],
he wouldn't have to worry about his colon...….jus' sayin'...…

 

[Dead Duck]

Now there's a $1,000 reward being offered for the return of the giant 10-foot long, 150 pound human colon.
Poor guy is desperate. But now the perp will make some green for his trouble.

Crime does pay.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/giant-inflatable-colon-stolen-prompting-reward-for-its-return

 

[Dead Duck]

So they actually found the stolen colon by following up a tip. That must of hurt.
It was in a vacant house somewhere.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

This man was seen in the area:

 

[tetter]

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