Top 10 Reasons Why You Can’t Trust Pit Bulls
By Jason Mann of pitbulllovers.com
10. They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting a soda.
9. They will take the treat you give them and bury in the backyard like a paranoid crack head hiding their stash.
8. They will jump on your bed with muddy feet. Making you do laundry…again.
7. They will lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they understand.
6. They will cause children to smile.
5. They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with deep sad eyes.
4. They will look at you like you committed a crime against them if you don’t let them lick your ice cream bowl.
3. They will cause wide spread happiness in large group settings.
2. They will crack you up by shaking their butts so hard you think they are going to snap in half.
And the number one reason why you can’t trust pit bulls…
1. They will steal your heart like a thief in the night, showing you complete and pure love that only a pit bull can show.
This is courtesy of a very good and close friend of mine, who also loves and appreciates this breed of the "All American Dog" as it used to be known, before the a**holes decided to make them fight, instead of love.
They are the RCA Dog, the dog on The Little Rascals, Spuds, the Budweiser Dog, and many many more. That is, before the jerks took over and tried to use this great breed to make themselves feel macho, cuz they aren't man enough to admit that without using them to feel tough, they're just cowardly, sorely lacking wimps and bullies!
If you want to see what a Pit is like.....check out my Avatar. He's a typical Pit, and also a trained Therapy Dog. We love him dearly, and with all our hearts. We trust him with our lives, which he guards with his life, and would die protecting us.
.
Good Boy Benjamine Twinkletoes McWrinkles!
Thank you for saving our daughter from the criminal who was determined to break in to steal her stuff and harm her and her 2 room mates in the middle of the night. He took one look at your smiling face, and changed his mind! My goodness you have some great looking teeth, your smile must have dazzled him away. And thank you for alerting others when we're sick or need help, you always know when things aren't quite right. And you always know how to fix them, by summoning help, and by alerting others to our plight. Thank you for your unconditional love, without which our lives would be sorely lacking! We only hope that we can live up to your expectations as the family you've chosen to love. We love you right back, very, very much!
Love,
7th Stepper
By Jason Mann of pitbulllovers.com
10. They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting a soda.
9. They will take the treat you give them and bury in the backyard like a paranoid crack head hiding their stash.
8. They will jump on your bed with muddy feet. Making you do laundry…again.
7. They will lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they understand.
6. They will cause children to smile.
5. They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with deep sad eyes.
4. They will look at you like you committed a crime against them if you don’t let them lick your ice cream bowl.
3. They will cause wide spread happiness in large group settings.
2. They will crack you up by shaking their butts so hard you think they are going to snap in half.
And the number one reason why you can’t trust pit bulls…
1. They will steal your heart like a thief in the night, showing you complete and pure love that only a pit bull can show.
This is courtesy of a very good and close friend of mine, who also loves and appreciates this breed of the "All American Dog" as it used to be known, before the a**holes decided to make them fight, instead of love.
They are the RCA Dog, the dog on The Little Rascals, Spuds, the Budweiser Dog, and many many more. That is, before the jerks took over and tried to use this great breed to make themselves feel macho, cuz they aren't man enough to admit that without using them to feel tough, they're just cowardly, sorely lacking wimps and bullies!
If you want to see what a Pit is like.....check out my Avatar. He's a typical Pit, and also a trained Therapy Dog. We love him dearly, and with all our hearts. We trust him with our lives, which he guards with his life, and would die protecting us.
.
Good Boy Benjamine Twinkletoes McWrinkles!
Thank you for saving our daughter from the criminal who was determined to break in to steal her stuff and harm her and her 2 room mates in the middle of the night. He took one look at your smiling face, and changed his mind! My goodness you have some great looking teeth, your smile must have dazzled him away. And thank you for alerting others when we're sick or need help, you always know when things aren't quite right. And you always know how to fix them, by summoning help, and by alerting others to our plight. Thank you for your unconditional love, without which our lives would be sorely lacking! We only hope that we can live up to your expectations as the family you've chosen to love. We love you right back, very, very much!
Love,
7th Stepper