The Official Status Update Thread - Part 9

[theweakerbrother]

Yes, it started feeling better about ten minutes ago when I stood up to stretch. And poop.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Thank you for asking

 

[jd4320t]

My wife is out of town and I've resorted to sexually harassing her via text. Please pray for my back. Being laid up sucks. No one is bringing me dinner.

How did you hurt your back?

 

[tyler34]

one pound down another to go, all going in the beans, PRAISE THE LARD!

 

[theweakerbrother]

No cool story. I climbed in to my dad's jeep and hurt it so bad that it felt like I couldn't breathe. My body is just in crappy shape.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Want bacon, so badly.

 

[theweakerbrother]

I'm seeing double at the triple.

 

[HandK]

one pound down another to go, all going in the beans, PRAISE THE LARD!

 

[Rayne]

Evening INGO!!!

Congrats Westside on your third at FNS. I noticed there weren't any ladies registered this weekend.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Start a ladies FNS! Chuck can be the range officer with tear away pants.

 

[danielocean03]

My wife is out of town and I've resorted to sexually harassing her via text. Please pray for my back. Being laid up sucks. No one is bringing me dinner.

Laid up? Are you coming to NFA day tomorrow?

 

[danielocean03]

Laid up? Are you coming to NFA day tomorrow?

Never mind, I just read back a few posts. I was away from my computer and I hadn't refreshed the page before responding.

 

[danielocean03]

I'm almost to 3,000 posts!

 

[theweakerbrother]

No worries, my Ferrari brother. I'm going... I just might be lying on the ground the whole time. I stood up to go take a deuce and stretched and I feel a lot better. I think something popped back into place or a nerve was unraveled. Or maybe moonshine really IS A cure-all.

 

[danielocean03]

That's Ferrari level service right there. Maranello moonshine FTW.

 

[danielocean03]

My newest knife just came in the mail!

 

[danielocean03]

Maybe I should say "arrived." Sounds a little more appropriate.

 

[tyler34]

My newest knife just came in the mail!

well that was a little premature wasn't it?

 

[tyler34]

what knife?????????????????????????????????

 

[danielocean03]

Spyderco UK Penknife. Carbon fiber handles, FFG CPMS30V blade.

Got a good deal on it from a friend on Bladeforums.