You know, I used to think that people couldn't possibly be that stupid, and then I saw that video where the woman thought that the rainbows in her sprinkler were due to the government seeding the atmosphere via chemtrails.
I've got a nephew that swears the same thing!!!!
"Well you tell me why the contrails on jets last so long, it's government chemicals man"
I believe the only chemicals around him are the ones he has smoked himself.
A litttle bit of Engrish from a Chinese shotgun manual.