The Baracolyps: Sequestration D+1

[Stschil]

Post up your Non-events blamed on the sequester here:

Maxine Waters reports sightings of a 200' Stay Puff Marshmellow Man terrorizing NYC.

Appearantly, the Ghostbusters were part of her 170 million job losses.
7 round magazines ineffective.

 

[femurphy77]

The light came on in the bathroom [STRIKE]just now [/STRIKE] a few minutes ago when I flipped the switch! There aren't any 747s falling out of the sky in my area, one of the approach patterns to IND.


fify stschil

 

[Stschil]

You surf INGO on the can, Murph?

 

[pudly]

I just ate breakfast. The food tasted pretty good, so I don't think it has spoiled yet.

 

[cobber]

I have a sore throat.

Damn Republicans!!

 

[femurphy77]

You surf INGO on the can, Murph?

fify stschil, see above

 

[gvbcraig]

Watching Foxnews, Hussein Obama just made a statement that it will not be as bad as previously predicted. WHAT? I was looking forward to the madness, now I will have to find something else to do this weekend.

 

[Fullmag]

Watching Foxnews, Hussein Obama just made a statement that it will not be as bad as previously predicted. WHAT? I was looking forward to the madness, now I will have to find something else to do this weekend.

Do You mean that the economy is not going to come a slow grinding halt?

He also said he's not a dictator.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Do You mean that the economy is not going to come a slow grinding halt?

He also said he's not a dictator.

Take away the 'tator' and you have it. He always promises more than he delivers (aside from trashing the country) even if it is only 5 letters!

 

[24Carat]

Dog came back in.

 

[spencer rifle]

No cracks in the foundation yet, no meteorite impacts, no women with shotguns.

But one of my rifles did walk outside and fire off a few rounds by itself.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Dog came back in.

Is that like the joke about what you get when you play a country song backward? You get your house back, your wife back, your pickup truck starts running, and your dog comes home.

 

[cobber]

My sore throat is getting worse.

I'm going to stand on a corner somewhere and demand the government spend more money NOW!

 

[Stschil]

My sore throat is getting worse.

I'm going to stand on a corner somewhere and demand the government spend more money NOW!

Sore throats have to be reviewed by the Death Panel.
How old are you? We must know so we can decide if cough medicine will be worth the expense

 

[littletommy]

At approximately 2:30 this morning, I had to get out of bed to go pee, I usually don't have to get up for a bathroom trip til 5:00 am or so, so ya'll can laugh it off if you want, the government is causing my bladder to get confused.

Or, it could be the 4 beers I had late last night.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

My EDC flashlight stopped working. I push the switch like this and...oh. Never mind.

 

[mike8170]

My daughters buck goat is still crying for attention, the doe is about to drop her young, the cattle are calmly munching on hay, and my chickens are eating in the garden. My Army retirement check still came today, which amazed me since all I keep hearing about is the end of the world is here. Why did I stay up all night loading a potload of .357, when I didn't need to?

 

[yepthatsme]

Damn! I took Bidens advice and fired my shotgun through the door. It took out two girl scouts and scattered cookies all over my yard. I assumed it was a rioting crowd as a result of our crumbling society due to the sequestration. I knew I should have looked out the window first, but nooooo, I had to follow Bidens advice.

 

[wagyu52]

One of my cows, three dot, had a bull calf last night. Apparently planned parenthood is affected.

 

[ZombieApocolypse]

Headset for my xbox broke, im moving to Canada!