Stupid Movie quotes

[Aggar]

there is no way, NO WAY, you could've come from my loins.

when i get home i'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth.

I'm gonna stop at the choke n puke and thro some groceries down my neck.

 

[Aggar]

"Hey FatA$$! Your Sail is limp like your D*#k!"
"Yeah need a lil wind here."

 

[shooter1054]

I'll have what she's having.

"Me? lawyer f***** me. Everyone innocent in here. Didn't you know that?"

"Otis! My man!"

"My advise to you is to start drinking heavily"

Don't worry I'm prelaw. I thought you were premed? what's the difference?

 

[Mitch B]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

 

[rjstew317]

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and ... and Jack left town."

 

[rjstew317]

"Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king."
"Hail to the king baby!"

 

[AmericanBob]

this is my BOOM STICK!

you probably were born in a barn....

 

[bassplayrguy]

You're being very undude.

 

[acase20]

"one for you and one for the doctor"-fear and loathing

 

[Neezer]

there is a 50% chance of him living, and there is only a 25% chance of that

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