I had to hire some people for a New Years Eve event this year. One girl replied to my email and said, "You still haven't told me when the event is!"
Really? You don't know when NYE is?
You've got to hire this gal for nothing more than the comic relief.
Its unfortunate, but I see this sort of thing every shift. We had a guy stop in front of our fire station with a flat tire. Grown a** man. He didn't have the first clue how to change a tire. I understand everybody has strengths and weaknesses, but a simple tire change is something everyone should have some knowledge on.
A guy goes into the auto parts store and says, "I need some spark plugs for my car." The counter guy says: What kind of car is it? Answer: It's blue.