I was thinking about buying guns and then it hit me. There are some guns I own now and would dump them as I bought new ones... so now I am wondering why do I have them now...
Hanger with armed guards, security fence, and moat with alligators to store world's largest stack of personally-owned 9mm and 7.62x39mm. Oh, and photographers to take pix and send them to Bloomberg's astroturf minions.