PeaShooter
Master
When in my early 20's I went out on a date with a girl who was HS Valedictorian and got a fool blown scholarship to a very good college.(I can't for the life of me remember which school but it was a good one.)
It was January and the date went well enough for a second....The Bald Eagles had just re-established themselves at Patoka Resevoir and I thought it would be a nice second date to take a drive up to see them and I asked her if she would like to go....She stared at me with this blank stare and looked me dead in the eye and said, "How stupid do you think I am?" I was a little taken back and said "Not at all...Why?"
Her response was classic.."It's winter and the ground is frozen...There is no way they can get to the worms.."
I said okay and I have no idea what happened to her after that...And I really didn't care...
Apparently she did get a "fool blown scholarship"