Trick question, there is no way that 1.7 Billion dollars would fit in a small briefcase...
Laugh In for the win.
Surprised no one mentioned Captain Kangaroo...
Yeah I think Jericho would be a good choice, because I think The Republic of Texas would win the inevitable war. And maybe we'd have a country with more common sense! And BTW a little known fact, Texas is the only State in the Union that is a state by treaty. I've been told that they have a cerimonial vote at the opening of their legislature each year to re-ratify the treaty. I wonder how many people would emigrate to Texas If they vote themselves out of the union? I probably would, spent a couple of weeks in San Antoino, love Taco Cabana! Just have to learn a little conversatonal Spanish. Oh I forgot I getting to need it around here too. Might be able to converse better at my favorite MExican Restraunt Los Rancheros!Since FireFly is kinda/sorta coming back... I'm going with "Jericho".
or Magnum P.I. ??