maybe you should waterboard her. apparently thats another cia practice.I've been keeping several Bowie knives strategicly place about my home, work, and vehicles. I normally only carry my favorite one from the time I get up until I go to bed on weekdays. Starting at noon on Fridays I carry around the clock with an Arkansa toothpick in my boot as a back up to my Bowie knife. I have to carry it on my weak side so it doesn't clang on the CS 45 I carry in an ankle holster on my strong side as a back up to my Ruger 480 I open carry in a tied down drop holster.
I read somewhere on the internets that's the way Israeli special forces do it. I figure if it's good enough for them it should be just peachy dandy for a trip to K Mart and back with the little missus.
She's kind of touchy about the issue. Is any one else's wife as unreasonable as this about the whole self defense issue? Uncle Ted suggested I just dump her but I think I can bring her around if I just keeping educating her with all the stuff I been learn'n.