Random Question Thread; Answers not required.

[kickbacked]

Why do we poop indoors but go out to eat?

Ive heard that when indoor bathrooms started becoming a thing a lot of people were against them because they thought it rather disgusting to have inside your home.

 

[jsx1043]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[EPeter213]

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. ( or would he? )

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

What is the capital of Vermont?

 

[DataGeek19]

What is the correct way to hang toilet paper?

 

[Biggredchev]

If a vampire bites a zombie does the zombie become a vampire or does the vampire become a zombie?

Whats the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?

What was the first person who milked a cow trying to do?

 

[IndyDave1776]

Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

 

[patience0830]

If a canoe flies over and drops 4 wheels, how many flapjacks dies it take to cover a doghouse?

 

[jspy5]

If a canoe flies over and drops 4 wheels, how many flapjacks dies it take to cover a doghouse?

Who let Joe Bidet in ?

 

[J Galt]

What is the correct way to hang toilet paper?

Disclaimer: IDK if this is actually real

 

[Old Dog]

I have many questions:

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
How do I set my laser printer to stun?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

They are specially trained!!

 

[The Bubba Effect]

Youngsters...

No, just NO on the brothers gibb!

 

[fullmetaljesus]

Why do we have s flashlight for when its dark but no flash dark for when its light?

Like sunglasses?

 

[EPeter213]

How many roads must a man walk down?

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick, if a peck of peppers were pickled?

 

[fullmetaljesus]

Why is it that this dumb ass p.o.s. I work with keeps breaking **** and I have to fix it and the boss doesn't seem to give a single flying or grounded ****?

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

Is Fifth Third bank the Seventh bank or the Fifteenth?

 

[eldirector]

What is the correct way to hang toilet paper?

 

[BugI02]

"Did you ever think that somewhere, out there, there's a bullet - with your name on it?" - Evan Freed