BloodEclipse
Grandmaster
I know i do! Uh, wait. What?
If you had a golden toilet, would you use it to ?
Yes because it would want me to.
Have You Ever Been In A Turkish Prison?
I know i do! Uh, wait. What?
If you had a golden toilet, would you use it to ?
No but I had a turkey in a pen, it died but was delicious
How do people fit so much stupid in such small heads?
It's a marketing gimmic.
Why do donuts have holes?
The same reason they're not made from nuts.
Why is the .223 bullet not called the .224?
How long until our teleprompter-in-chief is on the one dollar bill?
He'll be on there as soon as its worth .0000000034 Euros.
Why is it that gun owners aren't on an offensive? I mean, we do a lot of defensive action when it comes to gun laws, but we haven't really done too much in say, repealing the NFA Act or GCA '68? Why don't we do this?
Because we are fat, lazy and complacent. Including myself.
Why did I go to Texas Roadhouse and order a girlie banana strawberry margarita instead of a pitcher of a beef for myself?
Why is Air America so cool?
Is it ok to talk to yourself and answer back?
Well, it would be rude not to answer.
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Do elevators smell different to midgets?
Depends on what I had for lunch.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour
because when traffic clears they drop the hammer
why am i still up?
Because you are an INGO addict.
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
white
Why don't Darwin get rid of some of these idiots a bit faster?