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- Nov 19, 2008
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What is the name for a smart blonde?
nonexistant?
Do obama voters have more than 2 brain cells?
What is the name for a smart blonde?
Do obama voters have more than 2 brain cells?
Maybe if they are pregnant with twins.
Do clowns wear really big socks?
Take your shoes off and tell us!
*Yes, they seem to have very big socks.*
Why yall not posting to the Patriotic Picture Thread? Not Patriotic enough?
Because a picture is worth a thousand words and I like to keep my posts shorter than that.
What would a picture of a thousand words be worth?
One million words.
How come NASCAR racers can't seem to get it together on a road track, but it's still so awesome?
It's not awesome, it's lame.
Why are NHRA top fuel dragsters so awesome? (I really want to answer my own question)
Speed. Speed. Speed. Smoke. Flames. Speed. Speed.
Why does gasoline smell so good?
Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which i desire! Ooooooo Yeaheh!
Why are babies so cute an innocent? (Congrats again Lars and Pami!)
It's only a front for the hell during the teenage years you're about to endure.
Is it such a hard concept for Wal-mart to keep 9mm in stock?
It's only a front for the hell during the teenage years you're about to endure.
Is it such a hard concept for Wal-mart to keep 9mm in stock?
If they kept it in stock, some members post counts would be half of what they are now.
Why would you want 9mm when you can have a real mans caliber like 40 or 45?
Because, uhhh... We're hording it. When they get some it spreads like wildfire on the internet and cell phones.
Why does my 12lb dog feel like she weighs 200 pounds when I try to move her while she laying with us in bed?
Pshh, they're silent. No one knows.Same reason as when I have to carry my kids upstairs to their room for bed!
How has Mr. and Mrs. SilentWarrior been since they never call or email anyone anymore? Huh? HUH?
Why do black people say "axe" so much but you NEVER see any black lumberjacks?
Because the axe won't chop when they hold it sideways.
How do you get your wife to give a little up after you spend a lot of money on guns and ammo?
Because God has a sense of humor.
Why is it so flippin' hot outside?