Writer: "Is it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?"
Editor: "Either one is fine."
Wow! That is awesome. I was a bit older before I had the experience. I think this is covered in the Plainfield HS Dating Guide.
Too many commas!Grammar: It's the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse, and helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
An exception to the rule of it being better to give than to receive.
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"Well, I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."