My cousin bought me roll sausage for me to cook. I had to run to the store to get some bolts. When I came back, his wife had already cooked one roll and the other roll was sitting on the counter with a slit poked in it where she was "piping" the sausage out into little balls. She complained "Why didn't you get the patties!!!"
...so I ended up having to cook the rest the best I could as if I didn't know any better either......