One Line Story (Forum Game)

[bluewraith]

Anyone who has ever spent a moderate amount of time on any forum should know this game. For those who don't, here is how it works:
I start a story with 1 line. The next poster adds a line to continue, etc etc.
Knowing how you guys are, this should get interesting.


One day while walking through the woods I found a shoebox.

 

[Exodus]

Inside the shoebox I found a magical eye patch.

 

[hoosierdoc]

After donning said patch I gazed skyward, just in time to see

 

[Bunnykid68]

It looked like Scutters eye patch with an INGO logo on it

 

[printcraft]

I pulled the eye patch away from my eye and written inside was

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

instructions that directed me to go

 

[chocktaw2]

to theforum, where I would find

 

[hoosierdoc]

A classified ad selling used tuck's medicated wipes as "magical eyepatches"

 

[chocktaw2]

which were not recommended by Scutter, nor endorsed by Hoosier Doc, however,

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

which were not recommended by Scutter, nor endorsed by Hoosier Doc, however,

But I'd seen BunnyKid wearing the other day, at lunch so I thought...

 

[mcolford]

But I'd seen BunnyKid wearing the other day, at lunch so I thought...

Should I do something that weirdo did? Oh what the heck, so On the eyepatch went..

 

[chocktaw2]

If he can do it, so can I but

 

[JetGirl]

I needed to add some bling to mine first, so I...

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I needed to add some bling to mine first, so I...

Picked up some 9mm brass if found laying next to a great big,....

 

[hoosierdoc]

Oaf of a man. He was 6'5", long goatee, and a belt that

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Oaf of a man. He was 6'5", long goatee, and a belt that

He was using to restrain a...

 

[24Carat]

Athenian winch just after her

 

[chocktaw2]

was 2 sizes to

 

[THE BIG SITT]

was 2 sizes too

big, seeing how he had a

 

[mcolford]

big, seeing how he had a

Gastric bypass surgery last month.