Ok, fess up. Who gets naked when you poop?

[Bigtanker]

Not a necessity but most of the time at home, the shirt is hung up on the wall while the kids are being dropped off at the pool.

But there are a lot of potty time rituals that seem normal........until they find out otherwise.

I give you "The poop knife."

https://www.reddit.com/r/confession...t_i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not/

Warning. A few bad words in the story linked above.

 

[bacon#1]

Only if number 2 comes directly after a shower. And then I reshower after making the deposit. So many funny stories in my life revolve poop. Heck my oldest boys nickname is dumper.

 

[Mgderf]

I pull my pants down.
Thought that was enough...

 

[Vigilant]

Am I the only sick **** that thought this was going to be about potty games?

 

[indiucky]

For 3.5 months I kept my clothes on entirely and made nary a mess....

Then they put my intestine back where it should be and I was back to dropping my drawers......

 

[Bigtanker]

Am I the only sick **** that thought this was going to be about potty games?

Probably.

 

[1775usmarine]

Not a necessity but most of the time at home, the shirt is hung up on the wall while the kids are being dropped off at the pool.

But there are a lot of potty time rituals that seem normal........until they find out otherwise.

I give you "The poop knife."

https://www.reddit.com/r/confession...t_i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not/

Warning. A few bad words in the story linked above.

Hey sometimes you just need to use a @#$% stick I know I do. My dad has one an old piece of trim and its even marked which end to use just in case you were to be forgetful.

 

[Lilboog82]

Well we nurses talk about the weirdest/sickest poop, I mean sh*t, I mean stuff at times!

 

[femurphy77]

Well we nurses talk about the weirdest/sickest poop, I mean sh*t, I mean stuff at times!

One of the pleasures of working in a hospital.

That and hot nurses!

 

[hopper68]

Ok, this seems to belong here. Knew a guy who was very fat. When he would go to the bathroom he would take his young son with him. Later on I found out why, the little boy was the wiper. As an added cringe factor, this is the same guy who plugged the septic system at my sister's house. I will be sharing the poop knife story with her.

 

[BGDave]

I'm dying here.

 

[GunSlinger]

This thread is circling the crapper....

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Rule 34. It doesn't appeal to me to find it.

 

[churchmouse]

OMG.........

 

[AngryRooster]

This thread is circling the crapper....

Circling...hence the poop knife.

 

[GunSlinger]

OMG.........

You can't leave us unattended for very long huh?

 

[AngryRooster]

 

[AngryRooster]

 

[Trigger Time]

One of the pleasures of working in a hospital.

That and hot nurses!

Every nurse I've ever known has been a sex addict. I'm not complaining

 

[hopper68]

[video=youtube;21EA2F3Y8Lk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21EA2F3Y8Lk[/video]