I know the feeling. I bought my first handgun in June of this year. Now I have seven and already have an idea of what my next three will be. Is there a 12 step program for this?
You know, it's guys like you that screw things up. There are enough firearms in the US to arm 90% of the population, but so many of them are being hoarded by people like you, that there are a lot fewer people armed. I only have, wait... twenty something... damn, I'm doing it too. Um... carry on!