Does it just read "no weapons"? Well that could be anything. A cane, oxygen tank, keys, pocket knife, mace, steel toe boots and the list goes on.
Someone should go in there without pants on. When inquired as to why they are not wearing pants thay should say, "Well I am trained to use my belt as a weapon. Do to your sign I had to leave my belt in the car. Without my belt my pants will not stay up. If I took my belt off and left my pants on they could fall down causing my to trip in your establishment. If this were to happen I would be forced to file a lawsuit against your establishment since I was required to remove my belt. I just figured it would save us both a lot of hassle if I just left my pants, with my belt, in the car."
Nah. Everyone knows Tae Kwon Do is for sissies so you would be okay.I'm a martial artist with a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. Does that mean I have to leave my feet in the car?
Kidding of course. toI'm a martial artist with a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. Does that mean I have to leave my feet in the car?
After dining at the Portillo's in Merrillville this afternoon I noticed a sign (a piece of printer paper taped to the front entrance) that said no wepons were allowed on the premisis regardless of permit. Violators are subject to trespass.... blah blah. I didn't have time to read the whole sign.
Just a heads up to all you Hossiers who are packin' that have a urge to be snackin' that you're no longer welcome at Portillo's.
Does it just read "no weapons"? Well that could be anything. A cane, oxygen tank, keys, pocket knife, mace, steel toe boots and the list goes on.
Someone should go in there without pants on. When inquired as to why they are not wearing pants they should say, "Well I am trained to use my belt as a weapon. Do to your sign I had to leave my belt in the car. Without my belt my pants will not stay up. If I took my belt off and left my pants on they could fall down causing me to trip in your establishment. If this were to happen I would be forced to file a lawsuit against your establishment since I was required to remove my belt. I just figured it would save us both a lot of hassle if I just left my pants, with my belt, in the car."