New Indiana Church of Cannabis Plans a Smoke In

[Woobie]

Do you favor a police stakeout outside Catholic churches that serve wine during the service?

If they observe someone driving impaired, then pull them over. But I doubt that sip of wine is going to cause anyone to blow .08

I'm not saying they should have a check point, but if a cop observes someone driving impaired on their way home from the first church of left handed cigarettes, well, sorry boutcha

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

What will they call their high holy day? The High Holy Day?

 

[D-Ric902]

"Passover" will now be "Pass the Chips"

the "Host" will now be a Dorito

"Our Father" will now be

"Don't Bogart that Joint my Friend"

 

[HoughMade]

What will they call their high holy day? The High Holy Day?

On April 20th, they'll all be [STRIKE]demanding the day off[/STRIKE] (no, that would take ambition), just not showing up.

Imagine how many clickbait online articles won't get written that day.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

What will they call their high holy day? The High Holy Day?

The Holy High Day.

 

[Woobie]

"Passover" will now be "Pass the Chips"

the "Host" will now be a Dorito

"Our Father" will now be

"Don't Bogart that Joint my Friend"

I think the Host would actually be a Hostess, wouldn't it?

 

[D-Ric902]

I think the Host would actually be a Hostess, wouldn't it?

Will they use Code Red for communion wine?

 

[AngryRooster]

Guys, we are thinking about this all wrong. IF, and that's a big IF, they get away with this then we need to start up the Church of the M-16. If all it takes is declaring whatever you like a religion and then you can violate state and federal laws on a whim then we as gun owners need to think about this.

First church of screw the NFA, etc. There is so much potential....

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Guys, we are thinking about this all wrong. IF, and that's a big IF, they get away with this then we need to start up the Church of the M-16. If all it takes is declaring whatever you like a religion and then you can violate state and federal laws on a whim then we as gun owners need to think about this.

First church of screw the NFA, etc. There is so much potential....

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[poptab]

These goofballs are going to have their big smoke off, and the feds will jackboot the front door and probably spray them all down with DOJ supplied ammo. Marijuana is illegal in Indiana and the United States. i would expect the DEA to do their job and crush these scofflaws.

crush these scofflaws.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.

 

[Woobie]

Guys, we are thinking about this all wrong. IF, and that's a big IF, they get away with this then we need to start up the Church of the M-16. If all it takes is declaring whatever you like a religion and then you can violate state and federal laws on a whim then we as gun owners need to think about this.

First church of screw the NFA, etc. There is so much potential....

I'll be a charter member

 

[RockofStrength]

It's almost as if arbitrary and foolish laws invite a desire to break them by any arbitrary and foolish means available.

Shocker.

 

[rambone]

It's almost as if arbitrary and foolish laws invite a desire to break them by any arbitrary and foolish means available.

Shocker.

+1. These idol worshippers wouldn't have incorporated a church if the state worshippers weren't obsessed with controlling them.

 

[D-Ric902]

 

[VERT]

Why am I picturing Cheech and Chong sitting in a pew. Not sure their rendition of amazing grace would be the same as what I am used to.

 

[printcraft]

Puff John Paul will be the spiritual leader.

Only problem when they eventually pick a replacement will be
that smoke will always be coming out of the chimney so everybody will be confused.

 

[jbombelli]

As self-proclaimed High Priest of Automatic Weapons I applaud their initiative.

 

[ModernGunner]

Is this a place of public worship, or a completely private, 'invitation only' location?

'Cause if it's public, gonna file for an immediate injunction for violation of the no-smoking ban.

Even IF it's entirely private, gonna still file an injunction because 'second-hand smoke is bad and negatively impacts other businesses and individuals in the surrounding area, because pot smoke is 'stinky', and because someone within 2 miles MIGHT contract some 'horrible disease'.

You know, the SAME garbage these same libtards foisted upon others with their ardent support of the no-tobacco-smoking ban.

 

[Woobie]

Is this a place of public worship, or a completely private, 'invitation only' location?

'Cause if it's public, gonna file for an immediate injunction for violation of the no-smoking ban.

Even IF it's entirely private, gonna still file an injunction because 'second-hand smoke is bad and negatively impacts other businesses and individuals in the surrounding area, because pot smoke is 'stinky', and because someone within 2 miles MIGHT contract some 'horrible disease'.

You know, the SAME garbage these same libtards foisted upon others with their ardent support of the no-tobacco-smoking ban.

The sad part is, the libtards all had (R) after their name. Both chambers of the state house and the governors mansion firmly in republican control, and they give us that crap. Thank you Chamber of Commerce.

 

[Jludo]

Naah...your question is just silly and representative of anti-Catholic sentiment. It doesn't deserve an answer. I would suggest you use Goggle and find out a little more about the Mass in a Catholic Church. Then you'll see why your question is just silly.

Exactly, it's not wine, once it's consumed it's literally the blood of Christ.