My wife learned a valuable lesson last night

[Tom Sawyer]

Every member of my family knows to announce themselves in a particular way that we've all agreed on (that's not just yelling "it's me!").
We also have a way of letting each other know from behind a closed door whether we are under duress.
Overkill? Maybe.
Paranoid? If you want to call it that.
Safer than the Joe Schmoe family down the street. You bet.

I almost believe you.
Not quite, but almost.

 

[JetGirl]

Show up as an intruding "bump in the night" unannounced and I'll make a true believer of ya.

 

[JetGirl]

Then we pluck out all your body hair and sell you into slavery in exchange for Snickers and Dr.Pepper.

 

[ultraspec]

These womenz need to realize we're crazy.

That says it all

 

[IndyBeerman]

It is a rule that I make both my wife and me follow, as soon as the door opens, no matter what time it is, we immediately announce we are home.

Also everyone, and I do mean everyone in our family never enters unannounced.
We want them to call as soon as the hit the driveway.

I'd rather be awaken by a ringing phone than having to spring out of bed thinking we got BG's coming in.

 

[trnsplntfrmohio]

Last night I was out on the couch watching tv around 3am, I heard a loud crash in the bedroom. I heard another and another within 15 seconds of each other. I grabbed my pistol went in there expecting to see some punk who broke through my window and raping my woman/stealing my stuff. I flip the light on and my girlfriend tells me she was trying to get my attention as she was in the mood. AT 3AM. Needless to say, I got no nookie at 3am and spent the rest of the night on the couch . haha.

 

[LEaSH]

HotFarmBoy might have been hiding in the closet.

 

[Archbishop]

Last night I was out on the couch watching tv around 3am, I heard a loud crash in the bedroom. I heard another and another within 15 seconds of each other. I grabbed my pistol went in there expecting to see some punk who broke through my window and raping my woman/stealing my stuff. I flip the light on and my girlfriend tells me she was trying to get my attention as she was in the mood. AT 3AM. Needless to say, I got no nookie at 3am and spent the rest of the night on the couch . haha.

I'm going to be sorry I asked, but crashing? WT!?!? Crashing what?
My wife might call to me or even come out and get me, but "crashing" would make me think she was upset.

 

[Archbishop]

I wish some hot female Swedish ninjas would break into my house and take advantage of my vulnerability......

Oh, Oh! how about pirate babes to!

 

[printcraft]

Oh, Oh! how about pirate babes to!

Argghhh always after me booty. Argh!

 

[NordicHeathenVinlander]

Until I have sights, I try not to jump to conclusions... But Family must be aware, and there ought to be security measures.

 

[byford80]

Get dogs they can determine threat or no threat. They know their family