My wife is a catastrophic money pit

[rat-man]

I'm very concerned about your wife and her recovery.

Is there any way you could post more pics so we'd know she was ok?

HA! nope, sorry. Others like this may show up from time to time, but I like curvier women, and can't stand the inevitable "fat" comments that always ensue. I certainly have my limits, but a little extra weight in all the right spots is very, very nice.

I don't really care what everyone cares for; to each their own, but the glorification of women who have no curves, flat-chested, stick-thin emaciated bodies as the gold standard baffles me. Making out with a skinny chick is like wrestling with a bicycle. No thanks.

 

[rat-man]

I feel your pain brother! My wife can be walking down a beach and trip over the only rock for miles (yep, it happened) taking the skin off her shin. Walking on a sidewalk in Denver where she was sent for training with her new job, find the low spot, stumble and crack her ankle. Skating with the kids, feet go out from under her and smush the corner of a vertebrae. I have more... lots more.

But I love her. And her new job has better insurance at half the cost of mine.

Yup. Member of the same club. Misery loves company.