My wife caught me today!

[9mmfan]

No need for an update, she is planning a shopping trip that requires and airplane to reach the hotel and shopping. At this moment, I don't think I'm included. That might change on how the evening goes.

I am keeping my distance.

Perhaps you have time for a story update?

 

[BGDave]

How do you feel about trying Scutter01's chocolate peanut bars? Share as needed. Sorry. S01. Peanut butter squares.

 

[jbdhere]

My line is, "Ive had it for a while, don't you remember?".

 

[jbdhere]

I also use "I am just investing. I can always sell them for a profit."

 

[UncleMike]

Bet now you wish you'd taken my advice and dug that pit in your basement, huh?

I hope you told him the pit was for the guns and not her.....

 

[remauto1187]

I can train you on how to deal with an unruly spouse. Tell her "you know what you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?" "nothing, she has already been told twice!"

This is why my girlfriend...is just a girlfriend and not a wife. I answer to nobody when it comes to buying things that go bang.

And I ALWAYS get the last word in.....its ..... YES DEAR!

 

[Caldad]

Hmmmm. He hasn't been back. Hopefully she didn't use one of those new guns.

 

[WolfishMammal]

Maybe she did notice the G19 afterall...

 

[Hookeye]

Sell wife, get 5th case.

 

[Rayne]

I've experienced the same thing a few times... Except it was the other way around. A few holsters, mags and about 1000 rds of ammo, all without my permission. How dare she!? She's a good woman! I'll keep her around. She cooks and cleans our house too.

I like your wife, she sounds a lot like me. Hubby's always asking me how many I need and I tell him it could be vera bradley bags or some other silly junk like that, or fun stuff we can share.

 

[Rayne]

Then she asked what were in those two boxes on the shelf that has my gun parts boxes.

I said extra mags.

She said how many extra?

I said a few.........

She stopped counting after the first box.

Then she said she is not going to help load them.

I might make it till morning..............

She missed the new G19 on the desk or just ignored it...............

Don't worry, You'll be forgiven, we just like to get our feathers all ruffled a bit.

Oh, if you need to hide that G19, I'll watch it for ya.

 

[printcraft]

Bet now you wish you'd taken my advice and dug that pit in your basement, huh?

I took your advice!

I can't tell you how many times that basement pit has come in handy over the last couple of years.

If you guys don't have one, MAKE ONE NOW!

 

[MikeDVB]

What does one do if they don't have a basement for said pit?

 

[printcraft]

What does one do if they don't have a basement for said pit?

 

[Hornett]

I took your advice!

I can't tell you how many times that basement pit has come in handy over the last couple of years.

If you guys don't have one, MAKE ONE NOW!

You don't put your wife in there do you?!?!?!?!!!!

 

[wtfd661]

Oh my, this is going to be very expensive....

She came down to the man cave / office and made the discovery. No explanation in the world will explain it away.

I confessed my sins and I am awaiting judgement.

What you should've said was..........

 

[foszoe]

I also use "I am just investing. I can always sell them for a profit."

Yes I went on an ammo buying spree last year and boy was I glad I did!