My Restaurant Rant!!!

[forgop]

Rules for Restaurants :

Do to some in the audience who are suffering from a terrible case of panty-twist, I have taken down this thread and will join the Kumba-ya Club and promise to ​only write happy-happy-joy-joy posts from now on, I swear to Beaver Cleaver!

Sure you will. It'll be your first one yet.

 

[chezuki]

Is it mean for me to be laughing at that?

Idk, you do have 'anger issues'.

 

[RedneckReject]

Idk, you do have 'anger issues'.

Only when all the beer and bacon is gone

 

[mbills2223]

Conditions are right for me to launch into an all out tirade...

 

[Mark-DuCo]

"#5 – Yes, I keep using the term waitress, the feminine pronoun, I don’t like other men bringing me food. I do not tip male “waitresses” – I don’t care if they are working for a living I don’t want them here bringing me food and asking if I need anything. I don’t care if you think this is old fashioned, Neanderthal, politically incorrect or whatever. Women bring Men food - Men hunt the food, Women prepare and serve it. Twenty years of P.C. contamination cannot undo half a million years of Darwinian evolution and the resulting hard wired instincts. Hire cute, friendly waitresses that are competent and pleasing to the eye - and maybe I will come back and spend more money at your restaurant." Source Rules for Restaurants - April, 2012 | Flickr - Photo Sharing!

I took offense to this as a competition cook. I don't know if you can call it being sexist if it is to your own gender. I know plenty of men who can cook, myself included. Judging by my trophy collection, my food isn't horrible.

 

[NightOwl]

Conditions are right for me to launch into an all out tirade...

We're ALL waiting.

 

[printcraft]

Rules for Restaurants :

Do to some in the audience who are suffering from a terrible case of panty-twist, I have taken down this thread and will join the Kumba-ya Club and promise to only write happy-happy-joy-joy posts from now on, I swear to Beaver Cleaver!

 

[RedneckReject]

Conditions are right for me to launch into an all out tirade...

Please don't get yourself banned. I would miss our late night drunkenness.

 

[NightOwl]

Oh, that IS funny. Did you think of it all by yourself.

 

[printcraft]

Oh, that IS funny. Did you think of it yourself.

Came up with that all by myself in my creative writing class.

 

[NightOwl]

Came up with that all by myself in my creative writing class.

Come on, you don't have any class.

 

[NightOwl]

Gotta leave for a while- the sandbox is all yours!

 

[RedneckReject]

This is just getting ridiculous (not that it wasn't to begin with).

 

[DoggyDaddy]

This is just getting ridiculous (not that it wasn't to begin with).

Ridiculouser... (poetic license - learned that in creative writing class...)

 

[printcraft]

Come on, you don't have any class.

Tru dat! I'm like school on Sunday.

 

[RedneckReject]

Ridiculouser... (poetic license - learned that in creative writing class...)

Lies!

YOU HAVE NO CLASS!!!

 

[chezuki]

Anybody want a chocolate owl?

 

[RedneckReject]

Anybody want a chocolate owl?

Oooooohhhh....if only he were here with all things chocolate

 

[femurphy77]

Came up with that all by myself in my creative writing class.

PC is lyin', he ain't got no class!!

 

[forgop]

Nightowl's next move...

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