LTCH and DUI

[public servant]

There are people in Broad Ripple without shoes as well; however, those in Broad Ripple are playing frisbee golf in the park . . . dude.

I'll have you know Mars Hill has a golf course. Of course it's built on top of a contaminated landfill. It's not like they could do anything else with the land. And it made us Mars Hillians feel..."uppity". We even break out our best camo to go play.

All these rednecks chasing the 6 legged deer down the fairway...

 

[Fargo]

Well, my neighborhood association may have some concerns.

Aren't home values dropping fast enough without people without shoes drinking on their front porches?

Association Aschmochiation! In my neighborhood that raises the value of the home. You get extra points if you have a pregnant chick drinking and smoking with you. Its instant WT equity.