"If it weren't for us boys with only an 8th grade education you college boys wouldn't have a place to work." Col. Harland Sanders,
Overheard by a friend of mine (mid 70's) at a Kentucky Fried Chicken the Colonel owned in Louisville to two of his underlings. The Colonel was born in Henryville, Indiana. You can't mention that fact south of the river.
"The Governments job is to guard the coast, tote the mail, and stay the hell out of everything else." Unknown Southerner Ca. 1930