Oct 1, 2011 #61 jsharmon7 Grandmaster Rating - 100% 119 0 0 Nov 24, 2008 7,889 113 Freedonia "You're like a blister, you only show up after the hard work is all done."
Oct 1, 2011 #62 GREEN607 Master Rating - 99% 99 1 0 Apr 15, 2011 2,032 48 INDIANAPOLIS One of my faves is actually on a sign, at a westside gun shop (or at least it used to be)... "This establishment is protected 4 nites a week, by a 12 gauge shotgun and a German Shepard guard dog. You guess the nites."
One of my faves is actually on a sign, at a westside gun shop (or at least it used to be)... "This establishment is protected 4 nites a week, by a 12 gauge shotgun and a German Shepard guard dog. You guess the nites."
Oct 1, 2011 #63 db1959 Resident Dumbass I Rating - 100% 1 0 0 Jan 4, 2011 82,424 99 In a garage Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. -- A Eintein
Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. -- A Eintein
Oct 1, 2011 #64 Hookfish Marksman Rating - 100% 22 0 0 Jan 24, 2010 147 16 Indianapolis My grandpa always says this one: "It's hotter than a two p*ckered billy goat."
Oct 1, 2011 #65 Hammer Master Rating - 100% 2 0 0 Jan 24, 2009 1,523 38 On the lake F***ed up as a Football Bat
Oct 1, 2011 #67 tenring Master Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Oct 16, 2008 1,999 38 Martinsville "Youth is such a precious thing, why waste it on the young." Will Rogers
Oct 2, 2011 #68 pute62 Master Rating - 100% 23 0 0 Jan 29, 2009 2,178 113 Lawrence "it's like mental warfare with an unarmed opponent" "get the hell on Felisha" "oh,duct tape awl fix that" and the most hated one "whatever"
"it's like mental warfare with an unarmed opponent" "get the hell on Felisha" "oh,duct tape awl fix that" and the most hated one "whatever"
Oct 2, 2011 #69 AZ Hunter Sharpshooter Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Jul 20, 2010 620 18 Tucson, AZ "Finer than a frogs hair" "Out like a fat kid in dodgeball" "Sweating like a whore in church" And I knew it a little different Gunslinger "Wish in one hand and **** in the other and see which one fills up first" Sorry....i dont have the poo smiley.
"Finer than a frogs hair" "Out like a fat kid in dodgeball" "Sweating like a whore in church" And I knew it a little different Gunslinger "Wish in one hand and **** in the other and see which one fills up first" Sorry....i dont have the poo smiley.
Oct 2, 2011 #70 7th Stepper Expert Emeritus Rating - 0% 0 0 0 May 11, 2011 775 16 Indiana Ok, a few more... That'll go over like a fart in church.... He doesn't have the common sense God gave a gnat! S*** or get off the pot! Move it or lose it! God willing and the Creeks don't rise....(one of Bills) Put that thing down before you poke someone's eye out with it!!! (usually said to children) My momma raised me crazy, not stupid! Blond to her DNA! She can trace her roots back to Darwin's theory, the Monkey side! And my dad's favorite: My game, my gun, my rules! Bills sayings: "I wouldn't P*** on him/her if he/she were on fire! Euuu. did that hurt? Cuz that s*** looked real painful! You could fall of your own feet, even if you were barefoot! Oh, and last but not least: Never drive faster than your angels can fly! Last edited: Oct 2, 2011
Ok, a few more... That'll go over like a fart in church.... He doesn't have the common sense God gave a gnat! S*** or get off the pot! Move it or lose it! God willing and the Creeks don't rise....(one of Bills) Put that thing down before you poke someone's eye out with it!!! (usually said to children) My momma raised me crazy, not stupid! Blond to her DNA! She can trace her roots back to Darwin's theory, the Monkey side! And my dad's favorite: My game, my gun, my rules! Bills sayings: "I wouldn't P*** on him/her if he/she were on fire! Euuu. did that hurt? Cuz that s*** looked real painful! You could fall of your own feet, even if you were barefoot! Oh, and last but not least: Never drive faster than your angels can fly!
Oct 2, 2011 #71 WILSON Expert Rating - 100% 24 0 0 Dec 26, 2008 1,439 83 Top, left-hand corne Today? “The First Amendment doesn't give you the right go into a crowded fire-station and yell 'THEATER!”
Today? “The First Amendment doesn't give you the right go into a crowded fire-station and yell 'THEATER!”
Oct 2, 2011 #72 INyooper Expert Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Sep 19, 2009 1,024 38 North Central IN 7th Stepper said: That'll go over like a fart in church.... Click to expand... Not a quote, but reminds me of: Pastor who farts in church sits in his own pew.
7th Stepper said: That'll go over like a fart in church.... Click to expand... Not a quote, but reminds me of: Pastor who farts in church sits in his own pew.
Oct 2, 2011 #73 H historybuff Plinker Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Aug 1, 2010 43 6 Shelby County Describing someone who talks way too much: "He's windy enough to blow up an onion sack."
Oct 2, 2011 #74 451_Detonics Grandmaster Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Mar 28, 2010 8,085 63 North Central Indiana favorite sayings of Lazarus Long... Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired. Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
favorite sayings of Lazarus Long... Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired. Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
Oct 2, 2011 #75 WILSON Expert Rating - 100% 24 0 0 Dec 26, 2008 1,439 83 Top, left-hand corne Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum. --- Oderint dum timent ne me. ~ Caligula
Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum. --- Oderint dum timent ne me. ~ Caligula
Oct 2, 2011 #76 AmericanBob Expert Rating - 100% 21 0 0 May 10, 2009 1,068 48 Noblesville "well that's just sharper than a beer fart"
Oct 2, 2011 #77 H&SFarms Plinker Rating - 100% 6 0 0 Dec 27, 2010 68 6 Southeastern Indiana If you can't duck, F**k it. I'm madder than a Keebler elf demoted to fudge packer.
Oct 2, 2011 #78 S shooter1054 Master Rating - 100% 1 0 0 Jan 22, 2011 1,573 38 South Indianapolis One of the most satisfying saying I heard was yesterday shooting at 400 yds: "Hit! Dead center."
Oct 2, 2011 #79 88GT Grandmaster Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Mar 29, 2010 16,643 83 Familyfriendlyville Overkill is under-rated. That's my current fave.
Oct 2, 2011 #80 F Fenway no longer pays the bills Rating - 0% 0 0 0 Jan 11, 2008 12,449 63 behind you Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth -Mike Tyson