My dad would say this when someone was driving too slow or blocking an intersection... " DRIVE IT, PARK IT, OR PAINT IT RED!!! "
- "Worth about as much as a screen door on a submarine"
-" You could F-up an anvil with a Q-tip"
-" You couldnt fix a sandwich, if you were a wingman at subway" (what we used to say to the green horns in the shop I used to work at)
"That's why you don't bring a knife, to a gunfight...."