Lets Play the Wal-Mart Game: Buy Three Things

[ArcadiaGP]

I'm sure you've heard of it... you make a list of three things to "freak out" or majorly confuse the cashier. Here are a couple of classic examples:

Donuts, donut holes, glue.
Breast pump, dixie cups, Oreo cookies.
Shovel, Rope, Bleach.


Hard mode: No prophylactics.

 

[eldirector]

Tarp, hunting knife, bleach.

Duct tape, rope, panties.

 

[AngryRooster]

Rope or chain, duct tape, blindfold.


Edit:
Got scooped on the tape by a few seconds, quick.

 

[jkfletcher]

Golf balls, a garden hose, Crisco

 

[HoughMade]

Nyquil, filet knife, meat tenderizer

 

[jkfletcher]

lipstick, one banana, Chloraseptic spray

 

[Dockem]

flyswatter, Milk Duds, glue gun

 

[Bigtanker]

Everclear, socks and a lighter

 

[chezuki]

Peanut butter, oven mitts, and a dog leash.

 

[HoughMade]

A gerbil, Vaseline and a DVD of "Pretty Woman"

 

[Cameramonkey]

I actually legitimately bought the following at Lowes one day:

Duct tape
6mil sheeting
extension cord
Staples
electric Staple gun
windex


A coworker happened to be checking out next to me. He looked over at what I had and said "You know, you should have gone to the ace hardware up the street. Now you are on camera buying all that stuff." We laughed.

Then the cashier asked the reflex "did you find everything you needed?" It was all I could do to not answer "well, I also needed some lime, but the garden center doesnt sell it". She was already looking at me funny.

(I was sealing up a room to make the AC more efficient)

 

[PistolBob]

Bulk 22 Ammo, Frozen Pizza, and size 52 lingerie

 

[PistolBob]

Case of Corn Dogs, Fifty pound bag of dry dog food, and 10 cans of WD 40

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Bulk 22 Ammo, Frozen Pizza, and size 52 lingerie

Consider me sufficiently confused.

 

[mtk469]

Big block of cheese, Prunes, and a plunger

 

[chezuki]

Exlax, Imodium, and a score card.

 

[printcraft]

Kids party invitations, lubricant, subway gift card.

 

[jkfletcher]

Lotion, a yoga mat, Luther Vandross cd

 

[17 squirrel]

A Hitachi Magic Wand
A DVD player and the DVD " Clockwork Orange "

 

[possum_128]

Mask, airsoft pistol and zip ties.