Holy s**t! I just saw this wild video!! In it... there were these kids. And they were flying around on... get this... BROOMSTICKS!!! I think they were pursuing some small, shiny, gold-colored ball that appeared to be flying in a non-ballistic manner!!
The federal government is keeping silent on this, but I believe they are secretly developing a child-based, airspace defense system that will protect this nation in the event of an aerial bombardment of small, shiny, gold-colored balls.
It's gotta be true... I SAW IT ON VIDEO!!!
The federal government is keeping silent on this, but I believe they are secretly developing a child-based, airspace defense system that will protect this nation in the event of an aerial bombardment of small, shiny, gold-colored balls.
It's gotta be true... I SAW IT ON VIDEO!!!