It sucked my back fat :(

[hoosierdoc]

Remember how fun water slides were? Lay on your back, ride down on your elbows and heels, shoot through there like a bobsled?

As I've aged apparently I've created a perfect hollow place in my low back that when combined with shallow water and pipe seams creates a huge suction. It is incredibly uncomfortable and I've started riding slides half on my side.

Anyone else have that issue?

 

[OutdoorDad]

There are some activities that shouldn't be engaged in past a certain age.

 

[tmschuller]

Why? Do it if you can. Only thing that stops that is excessive back hair.. Kinda like a wookie. .

 

[femurphy77]

Why? Do it if you can. Only thing that stops that is excessive back hair.. Kinda like a wookie. .

That explains the "carpeted" waterslide we saw at Holiday World last summer!

 

[printcraft]

That explains the "carpeted" waterslide we saw at Holiday World last summer!

Sorry about that. I went down backwards and my trunks came off 1/2 way down. Plus side, smooth as a baby's bottom.

 

[sharkey]

Sorry about that. I went down backwards and my trunks came off 1/2 way down. Plus side, smooth as a baby's bottom.

 

[femurphy77]

Uh. . . .yeah!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I wonder if you could use your back as a suction cup to climb buildings, or just stick yourself to the refrigerator or something.

 

[RevoWood123]

I wonder if you could use your back as a suction cup to climb buildings, or just stick yourself to the refrigerator or something.

Help kids, your dad's stuck!!!

 

[hoosierdoc]

I wonder if you could use your back as a suction cup to climb buildings, or just stick yourself to the refrigerator or something.

It would need to have flowing water I think to make it work. Maybe I could make my way up a sewer pipe?

 

[tmschuller]

Help kids, your dad's stuck!!!

In the background.... Lionel Richie playing.. Sometimes pictures help but in this case Please don't.

 

[Bigtanker]

I know of what you speak.

I feel it is necessary because if my 300 pounds were not suction cupped to the slide, I would probably have gone over the side.

 

[SkinNFluff]

I am so thankful that descriptive pics have not been posted. The things I end up reading on here.

 

[RevoWood123]

I am so thankful that descriptive pics have not been posted. The things I end up reading on here.

Indeed. If half of threads I have read had photos, I would quit internet.

 

[Bigtanker]

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Maybe not of us, but I'm sure photos matching the descriptions of these various things exist. Google is your... well, maybe "friend" isn't the word here...

 

[GunSlinger]

Oh my dear L.....

Anyone have some eye bleach?

 

[bigelowe]

I really LOL'D on this one. Pinching the nipples is the icing on the cake.

 

[Sylvain]

Can't you ride the slide on your belly, head first?

 

[OutdoorDad]

Can't you ride the slide on your belly, head first?

Christ man!!!
The suction caused by back fat is NOTHING compared to a navel!!!!!


The forces involved could tear him in half!!!

And more importantly, damage the slide structure! Causing tens, if not hundreds of dollars in repair bills!!!