INGO, Indiana

[jamil]

Who gets to be Blart? We need a mall cop don't we? We DO have a mall, right?

 

[churchmouse]

Who gets to be Blart? We need a mall cop don't we? We DO have a mall, right?

Internet has killed the Mall

 

[jamil]

Internet has killed the Mall

Apparently no one told my wife, or all the cattle who clog Oxmoor/St Matthews area in Louisville at Christmas. Or any given weekend.

 

[JollyMon]

I'll be the towns Mall Ninja

 

[Cameramonkey]

Uh.......not exactly what he was referring to.......

Understood. I'm trying desperately to drag that one back away from the edge and into something a little less... um... yeah.

 

[jamil]

Understood. I'm trying desperately to drag that one back away from the edge and into something a little less... um... yeah.

I'll just say what everyone else won't say. We don't want INGO, Indiana to turn into a goat ****. So let's just ban goat ****ing. I admit. Sometimes I just hate liberty.

 

[historian]

I'll just say what everyone else won't say. We don't want INGO, Indiana to turn into a goat ****. So let's just ban goat ****ing. I admit. Sometimes I just hate liberty.

If they are consenting, I don't see the problem. Love is love after all!

 

[jamil]

If they are consenting, I don't see the problem. Love is love after all!

How can you tell when a goat consents?

 

[chezuki]

The air circulation system will have a proprietary additive that will surround crop dusters with a pink cloud. Crop dusters identified by the pink cloud will be escorted out for violating the no farting rule.

I refuse to acknowledge your "no farting" policy. Any attempts to "escort" me out will be met with forceful and violent resistance... and likely more farting.

 

[jamil]

I refuse to acknowledge your "no farting" policy. Any attempts to "escort" me out will be met with forceful and violent resistance... and likely more farting.

Can we compromise? How about having a safe space? Like a no farting zone. So, most areas are fartable. But in some spaces, farting is prohibited.

 

[chezuki]

Can we compromise? How about having a safe space? Like a no farting zone. So, most areas are fartable. But in some spaces, farting is prohibited.

Wtf?? Next you'll be telling me I can only pee in certain designated areas... This is a slippery slope!

 

[jamil]

Wtf?? Next you'll be telling me I can only pee in certain designated areas... This is a slippery slope!

Okay. Fine. You can pee on the slope. It's slippery anyway. We'll just make sure the the water reservoir isn't at the bottom of the slope.

 

[churchmouse]

Not doing anything to chez to induce "More Farting"......just aint gonna happen no sir.

 

[Birds Away]

Ever flatulent.

 

[Bigtanker]

So I take it INGO, IN will have a healthy "gas tax".....

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Not doing anything to chez to induce "More Farting"......just aint gonna happen no sir.

In general, this is a good frame of mind when dealing with everyone.

 

[Cameramonkey]

So I take it INGO, IN will have a healthy "gas tax".....

If so, how will it be enforced? Will we all have to wear a high tech variant of the Official Secret Mormon Undies to meter our output?

 

[chezuki]

If so, how will it be enforced?

It won't. It may be "enrequested", but I will not comply.

 

[Gluemanz28]

I refuse to acknowledge your "no farting" policy. Any attempts to "escort" me out will be met with forceful and violent resistance... and likely more farting.

Do the words don't Taze me Bro sound familiar. There will be a team of Ghostbuster type highly trained officers led by Frank to take care of situations like you described. Once outside Frank will see that you get a good old fashion curb stomping.

 

[Bigtanker]

If so, how will it be enforced? Will we all have to wear a high tech variant of the Official Secret Mormon Undies to meter our output?