INGO Dictionary: The Game!

[Scutter01]

From the folks who brought you


Ban Hammer, The Game!
and
Ban Hammer, The Game: Part Deux - Electric Boogaloo!


It's


INGO Dictionary: The Game!
​

Here's how to play:

Define the word that the post above you made up, and then make up a word of your own! Bonus points if your made-up word is part of the definition for the previous word.

Difficulty: You cannot define your own word in any way, neither through direct definition nor through context.

Here is your starter word:

GALLFINITE


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[chezuki]

Gallfinite: n. a mineral found in high concentrations in the bloodstream of douchbags who join gun forums for the sole purpose of trolling anti-gun propaganda.

LEADOPHILE

 

[printcraft]

GALLFINITE * The number of women on INGO at any one time.

CONFUSORY

 

[Scutter01]

Note to self: Chezuki can't follow simple game rules...

 

[chezuki]

Note to self: Chezuki can't follow simple game rules...

Note to self, Scutter didn't make sure chezuki was finished editing his post before assuming incompetence.

 

[rockhopper46038]

Confusory: the use of multiple, contradictory statements within an online debate in order to obscure your own ignorance.

BRAGGADOUCHIO

 

[Scutter01]

Note to self, Scutter didn't make sure chezuki was finished editing his post before assuming incompetence.

Pff. "Editing". That's why there's a "Preview Post" button.

 

[Scutter01]

Confusory: the use of multiple, contradictory statements within an online debate in order to obscure your own ignorance.

BAGGADOUCHIO

Baggadouchio: n. A small nocturnal mammal found in Malaysia, having short green and orange-banded fur. The baggadouchio is notable for its ear-piercing screech that penetrates the Malaysian jungle.


BLONK

 

[chezuki]

Pff. "Editing". That's why there's a "Preview Post" button.

True. iPad's whacky autocorrect in combination with a game where you intentionally make up words creates an interesting battle.

 

[chezuki]

Baggadouchio: n. A small nocturnal mammal found in Malaysia, having short green and orange-banded fur. The baggadouchio is notable for its ear-piercing screech that penetrates the Malaysian jungle.


BLONK

Blonk: the sound excrement makes as it hits the toilet water after excessive cheese consumption.

LEADOPHILE

 

[Scutter01]

Blonk: the sound excrement makes as it hits the toilet water after excessive cheese consumption.

LEADOPHILE

LEAD-O-PHIL-E (led-AU-fil-ee): n. City on the northern coast of Greece. Pop: 120,000 (est. 2003) Principle exports include grape leaves, body hair, and smugness.

SPINTERN

 

[chezuki]

LEAD-O-PHIL-E (led-AU-fil-ee): n. City on the northern coast of Greece. Pop: 120,000 (est. 2003) Principle exports include grape leaves, body hair, and smugness.

SPINTERN

Spintern: a position responsible for both satisfying the extramarital desires of the President and presenting the action to the public as a positive event for the country.

CHEMONADE

 

[giovani]

Chemonade= a glowing yellow drink made from well water in the Ukraine, was invented about 1986.


SHASMOPHOBIA

 

[printcraft]

Chemonade= a glowing yellow drink made from well water in the Ukraine, was invented about 1986.


SHASMOPHOBIA

SHASMOPHOBIA: The fear that somehow, somewhere Shamu is watching you and waiting for you to slip up and fall into a state of erectogyration.

ERECTOGYRATION

 

[The Bubba Effect]

SHASMOPHOBIA: The fear that somehow, somewhere Shamu is watching you and waiting for you to slip up and fall into a state of erectogyration.

ERECTOGYRATION

Erectogyration: Noun

From Upright/Spinning

Used by the early shaker church to describe a particular circle dance and thereby inherently religious in nature and prohibited to further discussion on INGO

Example: (censored to avoid deletion re:religion) Thomas ******* ***** are a **** to *** Erectogyration ***'s rocking chair.

ARMITAGE

 

[IndyBeerman]

ARMITAGE

Armitage, suburb of Cleveland, created in 1947, the armpit of the armpit of Ohio.

Created by former residents of Cleveland after the US Army Air Corps used the south west suburbs as a practice bombing range and the property was bought by Mennen, later sold to the residents for a one dollar when they left the state to build in New York.

Coonfingeritis

 

[Stschil]

Coonfingeritis: (Latin; Hammerus philangic stupidous) sudden, sometimes unexpected, massive pain of the hand(s) after being struck with a claw hammer during careless inspection of firearms. Normally followed by lectures by a self appointed safety nanny.

PANDEMIPUSSIFICATION

 

[Scutter01]

Coonfingeritis: (Latin; Hammerus philangic stupidous) sudden, sometimes unexpected, massive pain of the hand(s) after being struck with a claw hammer during careless inspection of firearms. Normally followed by lectures by a self appointed safety nanny.

PANDEMIPUSSIFICATION

Pandemipussification: Cultural shift into the widespread and pathological fear of grapefruit.


Froamigen

 

[IndyBeerman]

Froamigen

Froamigen....


Fro wearing Amish man, usually associated with their first time experience of touching a bare electrical line , hence being lit up by a 120 volt jolt that extended their hair into the perfect fro that it makes most African American men cry because it looks so perfect. Resulting in them pointing @ the Amish man and yelling....Froamigen

Butthurtouritious

 

[IndyBeerman]

BTW, about a hour after posting, the word is showing up in Google searches.