I'm switching sides but I need some help

[phylodog]

I've seen the error in my ways. Expecting to be left alone if I'm hurting no one, taking responsibility for my actions and decisions, working for what I have, etc. are all just so unappealing and outdated. I mean, why should I have to put up with someone hurting my feelings or disagreeing with me? I have the right to be free from that, says it right in that old paper all those old timers wrote and signed a couple thousand years ago or whenever. I've never seen it written anywhere that I had to actually work for anything.

Anyway, I found my in and it's this right here.

This is nothing short of fascioenvironmentalacism. Coating everything in this white, cold, damp depression dust when there are literally millions enjoying sunshine year round. Why should they have it better than me? They're no better than I am, they're no more deserving of favorable weather than I am, this isn't fair!!! It's time for change and I'm gonna lead the way but I'm not quite ready yet.

So I've got my victimization locked in.
I've got my fancy new, impressive and intimidating sounding new word that I made up.
What I still need is a way to make myself feel morally and intellectually superior to anyone who thinks differently. I need some ideas for pedestals I can put myself on to accomplish this and I'm coming up short. That's where you guys come in. Help me finish the transition to my new life of liberalism!!!

 

[actaeon277]

boo

 

[ancjr]

I knew this was coming when you rotated your avatar to the left.

 

[patience0830]

Depression dust? That's sunshine brightener right there! What's wrong with you, feller? You need to come down to the farm and shoot some in the sunshine brightener. It's better when you're prone in it!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I knew this was coming when you rotated your avatar to the left.

Actually, it's rotated to his right (if that were really him in the avatar).

 

[deo62]

Let’s start with feelings being hurt. INGO has great counselors for that just ask all the new guys that got on here and were cured in one thread, never to be heard from again. I think the term is shooter for socially corrected.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Depression dust? That's sunshine brightener right there! What's wrong with you, feller? You need to come down to the farm and shoot some in the sunshine brightener. It's better when you're prone in it!

Wear a great coat and bring a Mosin and you could reenact the siege of Stalingrad!

 

[ditcherman]

Firstly, I might suggest that when you read something that may even come close to offending your fragile sensitivities, that you immediately loose all concept of reading comprehension. Do not allow logic to penetrate what you are already so sure of, and always trust your feelings, especially the first ones generated before any logical analysis can be made.
Good luck on your journey to a skull full of mush.

 

[ancjr]

Actually, it's rotated to his right (if that were really him in the avatar).

How do you know I don't read INGO using a mirror?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

How do you know I don't read INGO using a mirror?

Good point!

 

[ditcherman]

How do you know I don't read INGO using a mirror?

Serious Hardy Boys secret code stuff right there…

 

[tude]

There are a couple members here that has your last paragraph down to a science. You may read their posts to ease your transition.

 

[bobzilla]

I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter

 

[Lpherr]

Reading the title, I thought you were "switching sides".

 

[Ruger_Ronin]

Help me finish the transition to my new life of liberalism!!!

She's here to help...

 

[littletommy]

If you have a dvr, just record 6-8 hours of programming on any network, then fast forward through the actual program and watch only the commercials. That will either turn you into a completely brain dead libtard, or pull you out of the fog you’re in and make you more angry than ever.

 

[marvin02]

Help me finish the transition to my new life of liberalism!!!

You have already failed. You are asking for help. In your new state of being you should merely wait and the help you are entitled to will appear. No need to communicate your needs, they should be served by the system automatically.

 

[phylodog]

Firstly, I might suggest that when you read something that may even come close to offending your fragile sensitivities, that you immediately loose all concept of reading comprehension. Do not allow logic to penetrate what you are already so sure of, and always trust your feelings, especially the first ones generated before any logical analysis can be made.
Good luck on your journey to a skull full of mush.

Now that right there is the gold I was hoping to find here. Thank you!!

 

[phylodog]

Reading the title, I thought you were "switching sides".

I'm not sure which I'd have more trouble with lol.

 

[KG1]

Make it official. Go to town then loot and burn ****. Don't worry your liberal backers will bail you out.