Chuck Norris does not need a measly handgun. If he wanted to poke little holes in a bad guy, he'd scoop up a handfull of rocks, put them in his mouth and the force of him spitting them at the bad guy would blow the perp back off his feet and through two walls, one of them brick.
105 Howitzer...in a pocket holster!
Chuck Norris doesn't use guns for protection... guns use Chuck Norris