I have 10 fingers and ten toes....then I lost count,I ran out of fingers and toes. I must have more than that.....Ok wait a minute...I got an idea ??? Well I got at least 21 anyway.
Haven't you heard? Guns are dangerous. I don't have any guns. If I did have some dangerous guns I wouldn't tell anyone or they would probably be rounded by a man whose name begins with a Barack and ends with an Obama and the middle is a terrorist.
I don't own any guns! I think guns are evil and the government is good! I love our new president and think he has the answer to all of our woes! I also believe that Elvis is still alive, JFK isn't really dead, and the phrase "I'm with the government, I'm here to help"!!!!