Dave Doehrman
Expert
A buddy out of Lafayette said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Bedford said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Greenfield, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Terre Haute, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Indiana that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
the Methodists are using wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's DRY!
A man in Bedford said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Greenfield, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Terre Haute, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
It's so dry in Indiana that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling,
the Methodists are using wet-wipes,
the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,
and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.
Now THAT's DRY!