In the winter I go full beard,
Say, you look like that James Yeager guy who hates 1911's and oc'ing
Sorry I rock the stash.
Huh...Saw a woman in East Chicago Speedway today with a five o'clock shadow.
Was she about 300+ pounds, 64 year old white lady driving a PT Cruiser?!East Chicago, not real Chicago, it's in Indiana.
Nah, not my Aunt. My Grandfather one year bought her a package of Disposable Razors and Barbosol Shaving Cream...Mexican, I think, the one daughter wasn't bad, but seeing what she could turn into, no thanks.
Also, I mean a real five o'clock shadow. She had stubble. Possibly thicker than my own. Ugh
My ex-wife is Colombian and has a hairy chest! She still thinks at age 35 that shaving it is the answer.....and can't figure out why it keeps getting thicker. Shhh, don't tell her. ROFLMAO