I love chili. My dad made the best. When my wife and I were just dating, she invited me over to her parents house to have chili soup. "Chili soup", I thought--that soup part must be a Hoosier suffix term they add on for some reason. Imagine my surprise when I sat down and it was......chili SOUP. Ugh...with noodles and everything (except beans--her brother hates beans). I couldn't put enough crackers into that stuff to even make it look like chili.
Same issue I had when I was first married, it was like chili cut 1-1 with water.